Yard Sale

Howdy. Hank here. Just thought I would check in with ya'll and let ya'll know 'bout my new game for the gamesroom.

Whilst out in my gas guzzlin' SUV on the way to the gun club I noticed me a god darn yard sale. I just had to stop just in case there was the odd smith n' wesson sitting in that there sale. There wasn't no guns and I was just about to leave when I noticed this mighdy fine pinball machine.

I figured Eugene would love to come round after a hard day at the range and we could eat ribs, corn and drink American bottled beers whilst playing on my new pinball machine.

I know Eugene likes Daisy, but for me it has to be none other thatn the American First Lady herself. Ms Dolly Parton and her outstandin' All American Headlamps.

You Damn Right.

I was just clearing up my living room.....

....and thought I would takes me a photo.

She sure is preddy...

I think this here young prom queen shure is the bell of the ball...



...best thing is she's all mine!

Hotdigadydamm!!!!

Mr Eugene Jeremiah Senior Franklin Garfunkle the Second Junior

What in tarnations is a going on?

Howdy doody folks. Them there nice folks Jon and Rob over at www.topofthepods.com kindly asked us to do some recordings for their show. Seems like their audience enjoyed our fly-on-the-wall documentary glimpse into our All-American lives. So we thought we'd create this here blog for all true American patriots to ponder over our everyday lives.

We'll be writing some words and recording some podcasts to keep ya'll up to date with the latest automatique weapeons news and Miss Daisy Duke photos from here in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Mr Hank Schlongbuckle Hudson
Mr Eugene Jeremiah Senior Franklin Garfunkle the Second Junior
Proud American Patriots