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erm, goddamnit! shucks.

I'm A Redneck

Well, howdy-doody folks. Hank here. Just thought I'd check in with y'all again as it has been quite sometime since mt last entry in this here blog.

I have been looking for other proud erect patriots on this here world wide web and I do believe I have found me one proud erect patriot in the name of Ray Cornelius. He is a Redneck boy from the USA who waves his flag at the drop of a hat. He sounds like my kind of patriot. He has himself a most wonderful web site where you can read all about him and even listen to some his there songs he's just gown written with his geetar. I sure like that fiddle playing in the background - makes me wanna ho-down.

Any way you can visit Ray by typing in this here address http://www.raycornelius.com/01REDN~1.MP3

He does have other songs available and alls you have to do is re-move the 01REDN~1.MP3 from the end of that there address and it'll takes you to another of his there pages. I do hope you enjoy his country music like I. It's not Dolly, but it sure is patriotic.

I was speaking with ma good ol friend Eugene this very morning whilst at the diner havin our weekly meet for steak and eggs when he told me of a Automatique Weapeon that he is bidding on over at the gun club charity auction. It sure is a nice piece to add to his collection and it'll look real nice sitting on his porch. Sure to deter even the bravest non-god lovin fool out here for sure. I have found a picture of the gun so I can share it with y'all. Click on the following link address and the gun is the one which the GI on the right is using. Note: Those NATO boys in this here picture sure do look like a coupla pussies. They need some real southern patriots in their damn army gaddammnit. I bet my bottom dollar those to service men are Homo-Sexuarls. Any hoo, here;s that address...

http://www.afsouth.nato.int/exercises/Cooperative%20Partner%2002/cp38.jpg

That's about all I have to say to y'all t'day. I'll mention to Eugene that y'all been looking for him and maybe he'll be over to write a few lines in his own proud, erect patriotic manner.

Thanks y'all.
Hank Schlongbuckle Hudson
U S of the Gloriuos A

Yard Sale

Howdy. Hank here. Just thought I would check in with ya'll and let ya'll know 'bout my new game for the gamesroom.

Whilst out in my gas guzzlin' SUV on the way to the gun club I noticed me a god darn yard sale. I just had to stop just in case there was the odd smith n' wesson sitting in that there sale. There wasn't no guns and I was just about to leave when I noticed this mighdy fine pinball machine.

I figured Eugene would love to come round after a hard day at the range and we could eat ribs, corn and drink American bottled beers whilst playing on my new pinball machine.

I know Eugene likes Daisy, but for me it has to be none other thatn the American First Lady herself. Ms Dolly Parton and her outstandin' All American Headlamps.

You Damn Right.

I was just clearing up my living room.....

....and thought I would takes me a photo.

She sure is preddy...

I think this here young prom queen shure is the bell of the ball...



...best thing is she's all mine!

Hotdigadydamm!!!!

Mr Eugene Jeremiah Senior Franklin Garfunkle the Second Junior

What in tarnations is a going on?

Howdy doody folks. Them there nice folks Jon and Rob over at www.topofthepods.com kindly asked us to do some recordings for their show. Seems like their audience enjoyed our fly-on-the-wall documentary glimpse into our All-American lives. So we thought we'd create this here blog for all true American patriots to ponder over our everyday lives.

We'll be writing some words and recording some podcasts to keep ya'll up to date with the latest automatique weapeons news and Miss Daisy Duke photos from here in the good ol' U.S. of A.

Mr Hank Schlongbuckle Hudson
Mr Eugene Jeremiah Senior Franklin Garfunkle the Second Junior
Proud American Patriots